"Goldilocks and the Three Drinks" was inspired by the following quote from Rachel Machacek's book, "The Science of Single": 

"The spotlight flashes on me and I'm naked in front of a packed house waiting for me to perform the turn-him-down-gently tango." 

AND

"When I look down shyly, I see light purple lace patterns bobbing around underneath my filmy top. I forgot to switch to my nude-colored bra. Crap."